3.9.09
So we complain a lot, and I'm sure God gets really tired of it. If God complained, I think it'd sound like this.
UGH, what the crap, MOSES, I told you, to ASK the rock for water, NOT SMASH IT WITH YOUR STICK. I'm tired of guiding you with this pillar of cloud. And your people, all they say is, I need bread, I need meet, blah blah blah, You know what I need, I NEED A DAY OFF, I haven't had one since after I created the earth. CTRL+Z would be really helpful now (JK, I love earth!). And you know what David, you can go kill your own armies, I'm tired of always turning the tide in your favor, and you know what, frankly, sometimes the villain should win, so HAH. And you know what Jonah, if you didn't try to run away, then you wouldn't have been stuck inside a whale, you'll come out, one oraphus or another, the other one just will take 2-3 days.
Makes me think, sometimes I wonder if God needs a break. I like to just say things I'm thankful for when I'm feeling like crap.
Like this weekend, I caught the stomach bug, and I thanked God that this was temporary, and that it was a weekend so I didn't have to miss school, and that I didn't get anyone sick, etc etc. I know God dosen't appreciate one even more so than another through works, but hey, comeon, hearing all this complaining would give me a need for an aspirin the size of mount everest.
Most of you guys don't know how satiracle <-- s/p? I am, and this was part of like a long page of crap I was going to write. Well, I told my friend a lie about something I did do, but claimed I didn;t (don't we all -__--) and then it got out of control, so I prayed that God would be with me after I told the truth before it got even more so out of control. Is it bad to pray "God, I'm doing the right thing, so be with me, protect me, and shield me, but don't hold back if I deserve it." IDK that's what I was praying. But I didn't know if that was correct.
This is so much different than how I usually write, I wonder, if I offended anyone, or just showed you who I usually am.? (8
See ya' l8er allig8er
In a while crocodile.
Reptilians <3
UGH, what the crap, MOSES, I told you, to ASK the rock for water, NOT SMASH IT WITH YOUR STICK. I'm tired of guiding you with this pillar of cloud. And your people, all they say is, I need bread, I need meet, blah blah blah, You know what I need, I NEED A DAY OFF, I haven't had one since after I created the earth. CTRL+Z would be really helpful now (JK, I love earth!). And you know what David, you can go kill your own armies, I'm tired of always turning the tide in your favor, and you know what, frankly, sometimes the villain should win, so HAH. And you know what Jonah, if you didn't try to run away, then you wouldn't have been stuck inside a whale, you'll come out, one oraphus or another, the other one just will take 2-3 days.
Makes me think, sometimes I wonder if God needs a break. I like to just say things I'm thankful for when I'm feeling like crap.
Like this weekend, I caught the stomach bug, and I thanked God that this was temporary, and that it was a weekend so I didn't have to miss school, and that I didn't get anyone sick, etc etc. I know God dosen't appreciate one even more so than another through works, but hey, comeon, hearing all this complaining would give me a need for an aspirin the size of mount everest.
Most of you guys don't know how satiracle <-- s/p? I am, and this was part of like a long page of crap I was going to write. Well, I told my friend a lie about something I did do, but claimed I didn;t (don't we all -__--) and then it got out of control, so I prayed that God would be with me after I told the truth before it got even more so out of control. Is it bad to pray "God, I'm doing the right thing, so be with me, protect me, and shield me, but don't hold back if I deserve it." IDK that's what I was praying. But I didn't know if that was correct.
This is so much different than how I usually write, I wonder, if I offended anyone, or just showed you who I usually am.? (8
See ya' l8er allig8er
In a while crocodile.
Reptilians <3
posted by Andy Cho at
2:48 PM
1 Comments:
hehe you got a good point (and both of us who read this already know how you usually are XP) It def helps me to put in perspective the amount of time i spend complaining vs time i spend thanking God. :D
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